Lime scale.

The most unpleasant part of reaching the bottom of a cup of tea/coffee. Fact. Clean your kettles people. It’s not nice!

If only alcoholism was a career choice…

I’m sure I’d do so well. Then again, thinking about it, I do not have an unlimited supply of livers available so I guess it’d be best just to take it easy. Fact is, I’m in need of a decent night out and it just so happens that tonight may well be “the” night. It’s a friends birthday so what better excuse is there?! I’m expecting tonight to be amazing. It’s going to be such a welcome change to my usual evenings – hot chocolate, slippers and re-reading the shopaholic series for the millionth time. I’m convinced I was born middle aged you know. Peace out.

Smile - it doesn’t hurt...

It is universally known that you never look like your true self when it comes to passport photos. Granted one of the above pictures doesn’t quite match the criteria, being an old high school photo I suppose it wouldn’t. Still, it’s quite interesting/horrifying/oh-my-god-have-you-had-surgery-rumour-starting…

And regardless of whether or not these pictures bare a true likeness to me, fact is, they are me. And boy have I changed.

It looks a little like a police line-up don’t you think? The accused, “fat me” stands before us today on the charges of eating the other three “me’s” How do you plead? – ‘Doughnuts?’

Bloggers, start your engines.

So with a bit of luck, dedication and an improved memory this should be the first blog of many. I warn you not to hold your breath though, as I am known to be quite fickle when it comes to all things internet.

Still. I’m here. That’s a start. I could have easily given up during signing up though… have you any idea quite how hard it is to choose a blog name? That is, one that hasn’t already been claimed by the millions of other bloggers out there.
I finally settled for whenyouresleeping – the title of a song (how original) by the lovely Natalie Imbruglia.

“And you share all your secrets,
And the mystery,
When you're sleeping”

I’ve been known to talk in my sleep at times so I figure it works for me. Anyway, Hi!